Happy new year 2020 most funny shayari

Happy new year funny Shayari

Ø Saadi Karni  ho to,

Apni girlfriend se karo,

Doosro ki girlfriend se,

To ghar bale bhi,

Karba dete hea.      

Ø Mayke se hamari madam,

Phone pe boli,

Kya tum hame yad,

Karte ho?

Hamne kaha- pagli ,

Yad karna itna,

Aashan hota to,

10vi me top kar jate.

•  Arj kiya he ……..

Ki internet par ladki patayi,

Internanet par ho gayi sagayi,

Internet par ho gaya dibose,

Isi bahane ho gaya,

Computer course….

Ø Nakhre apke toba toba,

Gajab aapka style h,

Messege to aap to kabhi karte nahi,

Bas hallaaa macha rakha he,

Hamare pass bhi mobile h.

Ø Kamaal ke din the vo bhi,

Medam murga hame,

Banati thi or,

Exam me,

Ande khud deti thee.

Ø Sitam dhane ki had hoti he,

Pass na aane ki rooth jane ki had hoti he,

Ak day to gift kar de jalim,

Pese bachane ki bhi had hoti he.

Ø Akela movie dekhne gaya,

Or agal – bagal do khoobsoorat,

Kanyao ke beech seat mil gayi,

Kasam se esa laga jese,

Sare punyo ka phal aaj, 

Ak sath mill gaya.

Do line dosto ke nam

Dosti chehare ki muskan hoti he,

Dosti sukh dukh ki pahachan hoti he,

Rooth bhi jayen ham to dil se mat lagana,

Kyonki dosti thodi si nadan hoti he.